A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a
glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of
champagne, too!"
"What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me. I'm
celebrating."
"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the
woman.
"What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked,
"What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my
gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all
my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I switched cocks," he replied.
She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Coincidence
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
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Sunday, April 20, 2008
Asia Pacific Award of Excellence - Village People
Village People thru its online publication http://fab4online.com won an award as the "Most Innovative Online Publication" during the prestigious 16th Annual Asia-Pacific Excellence Awards (APEA) organized by the Asisa-Pacifica Awards Council on March 30th 2008 at the SM Megatrade Hall, Philippines. The award was received by Mr. Dario R. Abawag who manages and maintain the online publication of Village People.
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For interested partner advertisers, we are now accepting reservations for our May issue.
For inquiries please call us at 710-3598 / 571-0722 or 0922-845-0899 and look for Chel. Or you can also email us at inquiry@fab4online.com / fab4@fab4online.com and we will get back to you at the soonest possible time.
Warm Regards,
Fab4 Publishing
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Village People - The 1st FREE Newsmagazine and Online Publication in the Philippines
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Village People - January 2008 Issue
Thursday, December 13, 2007
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